out all the cool animals out there, how'd we get stuck with a "dog"! why not a...Lion...or a Tiger? it would make guys appreciate some of girl's generalized insults. such as... A She might say, "look at those guys, wat a buncha Tigers! Surrounding that poor girl like a Lion. i would never go near that LiGer! Brr~!" A He might say, "THATS RIGHT!"
